After Ariel was Pink fell out of the Mexican summer in connection his presence at the Trump rally that turned into the Capitol Hill riot last week, indie pop connoisseur Tucker Carlson decided that Pink’s setback was “a moment that tells you a lot about where we are and where we’re going.” To get to the bottom of this, Carlson, probably right after his Cate Le Bon records with disgust, invited Pink to his show for a discussion of the latest example of what Pink sadly describes as “cancel culture.”
Pink, who says he was in Washington DC just to watch “a peaceful rally,” tells Carlson’s frowns that he is especially sad because he “voted not so much for Trump as against canceling culture and this environment. It’s about four years, but is about to accelerate and get worse. ”(We imagine the fact that Pink is also currently in the middle of a lawsuit centered on allegations of sexual and physical abuse also gives his view on ‘cancel culture’.)
Spurred on by a chyron who reads “MUSICIAN UNLAWFULLY CANCELED AFTER CAPITOL HILL RIOT”, Fox News viewers are now forced into the uncomfortable position of having to support Pink if they want to stand up to the forces of cultural Marxism – something people like PJ Vogt immediately pinned as a beautiful new wrinkle in the modern political landscape.
A quick search for “ariel pink patriot” on Twitter yields some great examples of how quickly the MAGA set can find their favorite new artist. We learn in one case from them that “his music creates world peace” and, as Megyn Kelly points out, that “this man was canceled because he was going to listen to Trump.”
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Many people have commented that Pink’s new fans will now really have to listen to their new favorite musician, which may not go as well as they hope.
As for Pink, his Tucker Carlson performance means that he has now found a new audience that will no doubt support him well into the future, buying his new records and waving Gadsden flags as he tours in support of other exciting acts like Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Wayne Newton.
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