Exercise is very healthy, they say, but it is not easy. Partly because there is always something more that you want more, such as reading, eating chocolate or even, depending on the day, ironing. It also doesn’t help you get tired, unlike sleeping or scratching. These 28 tweets aren’t going to motivate anyone to burn calories, but at least we’re not bringing an exercise routine that the reader will bookmark and never watch again.
Good intentions
Tomorrow I plan to run 22 kilometers like today, I thought about that too.
– Hugo Bonet (@HugoBonet) July 31, 2012
Surrogate gymnastics would be fine, you go to the gym, but someone else will take your place.
– Profeta Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) July 2, 2017
-Hello, doct …
– Play sports.
– Won’t see …
– Play sports.
-But…
– Play sports.
-IT’S THAT I HAVE A SPRAIN.
-Sport with the other foot.– Brian’s mom (@LaMadredeBrian) April 5, 2017
me: oh tomorrow i will exercise, i will advance courses, i will catch up
I tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/m7N0GPLT8P
– dani (@danicalvs) October 12, 2020
– Your physical condition is poor and you say you exercise regularly.
– Yes, I say it in a normal way.– The Gripao (@El_Gripao) February 7, 2020
I find it embarrassing that you have to practice to practice
– 🦧 (@beyonsesa) October 1, 2020
Sweating in the shirt
going to the gym for the first time https://t.co/loNaEeg1iD
– Matias (@matiaslantieri) February 4, 2019
– I’ll prepare a table for you.
– But not fried, I’m on a diet.
– Is it your first time to a gym?
– And a straw.– Paper bird (@PajaritaStory) September 8, 2019
It would be cool for me to set up a boxing gym in San Sebastian and name it Don Hostia.
– Hank_Solo (@Hanky_solo) November 19, 2018
What exercise do you hate most and why are burpees?
– Amin Mussi (@ Mussi_10) June 19, 2020
If you think you’re having a bad day, think about me, I went to the gym today and a 70-year-old woman, on the bike next to me, said “cheerfully”.
He didn’t catch up with me because it was resolved.
– Faronavirus (@FaroDelFinde) September 9, 2019
– Do you change your address in the gym and I am not informed?
“We moved here in 2002.”“I left some donettes in the locker, do you still have them?”
– Serix (@serixtown) November 17, 2015
I’ve been paying for the gym for 4 months now and haven’t lost weight yet … Apparently I’ll have to go there in person to see what happens.
– Paola MdeO (@PaoMdeO) February 8, 2019
Fashion
The paddle is the man’s menopause.
– 🇪🇸 Essen (@qdicesprimo) July 3, 2018
If two runners meet at an intersection, the one with the most recent separation takes precedence.
– Xabibenputa (@Xabibenputa) December 18, 2019
-Are you present at the World Triathlon Event?
-Yes.
-Ls that your bike?
-Yes.
-With training wheels?
-Yes
-What about the sleeves?
– They’re mine too.– Vadín (@AlvaroVadin) November 5, 2013
Home gym
Practicing yoga all my life without knowing it pic.twitter.com/uBZ8yOVAfk
– Eme 💢 (@ementropy) April 24, 2019
– How did you dress up?
– Stationary bicycle.
– Conseguidísimo. pic.twitter.com/jd1VP5ofJ4– Craich (@ACraich) October 26, 2018
My husband: What do you do while on the exercise bike?
Me: Exercise.
My husband: without stairs?
Me: I’m going downhill.– Wilma (@Flintstone___) March 6, 2019
– I was looking for a bracelet to put in the mobile
“Do you want it for crossfit, running, skateboarding?”
“To go around the house in pajamas that don’t have pockets.”– Topy (@ TheTrooper37) March 10, 2019
The results
– I don’t know if the laces I got from when we went fishing or at the gym.
– About fitness?
– No man, trout.
– Craich (@ACraich) May 7, 2013
-Do you practice a sport?
“Is a sport despised?”
-No, that’s not it.
– And what are you gonna know what a sport with those Lorza’s.– Manchu Pelican 🏴☠️ 🇪🇦 (@Mortimer_Fu) May 15, 2016
My hallway with shoelaces. pic.twitter.com/po97CK2GBC
– Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) August 22, 2018
No, seriously, I started at the gym yesterday and I think my arms will fall from milk
– Franky S. (@FrankySebas) April 7, 2015
They left me so many times that I think I was a gym in another life.
– Marina (@digo_poco) December 26, 2019
In family
My son set the alarm for 7:30 am to go to the gym, it’s 10 and he is still sleeping. He tries, but my genetics are very powerful.
– Soiyonotu (@casitodoelrato) September 8, 2019
“Son, I’m sorry I didn’t go to your soccer game today.”
“His son is that.”– BING (@Palasrrisas) August 12, 2020
– How was the championship?
– I think the boy is no good at archery.
– How are you?
– Freedom with charges.– The Gripao (@El_Gripao) October 12, 2019
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