The Texas Department of Public Safety has blamed “a test malfunction” after it aired an Amber Alert on Jan. 29 urging the public not to search for a missing child but Chucky, the killer doll from the United States. Child’s play series.
For anyone who has somehow avoided learning what they are, Amber Alerts are messages sent by police departments and other authorities over the Internet, radio, TV and text messages to provide the public with details about kidnapped children and their suspected kidnappers. The purpose of an Amber Alert is that if someone sees people who match the description listed, they call the police. They are generally not used to warn the public that ambulatory toys with a thirst for blood are running free.
According to CBS Dallas / Fort Worth, the warning named Chucky the kidnapping suspect and described him as 28 years old, with red / auburn hair and blue eyes, at 3 ft 1 in and weighing about 16 pounds. rightly said he was “wearing blue jeans with a multi-colored striped long-sleeved shirt and a huge kitchen knife.”
Chucky is a serial killer who used voodoo magic to convey herself into a doll that matched that description in 1988, during the events of Child’s play. According to the Child’s play wiki, a surprisingly detailed site on the film series, which Chucky is known to have killed at least 42 people between 1988 and 2017, not counting an unknown number of maids and RV owners he massacred off screen or all the murders he committed in the years between each movie.
The warning also identified the child Chucky kidnapped as Glen, a five-year-old He weighed six pounds, stood at 2’3 “and was wearing a blue shirt with a black collar when he was reported missing.
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Glen is Chucky’s son and first appeared in the 1998 movie Chucky bride. Towards the end of the 2004 movie Seed of Chucky, Glen had committed six murders, it was later confirmed that he had no genitals (like a Ken doll), and at one point was turned into a human and possibly killed by Chucky’s severed arm, which actually fits with the whole Amber Alert -thing. We all learn this at the same time as you.
We didn’t see anything after the first Child’s play, but if you see Chucky or his weird eunuch son it’s probably a good idea not to approach either.
The alarm went off three times, according to CBS, with Texas public safety officials telling reporters that the alarm was the “ result of a test failure. ” We apologize for any confusion this may have caused and are working hard to make sure it doesn’t happen again. “
The New York Times called a residential address listed as Chucky and Glen’s last known location and got an update on the situation:
The warning said Chucky and Glen were last seen at a residential address in Henderson, Texas, a town about 130 miles southeast of Dallas. A woman who answered a call to a phone number associated with that address on Wednesday said, “Yes, I know” when asked about the warning before hanging up.