Thank you for being mine friend?
In a stunning Instagram story, Ryan Reynolds suggested that Betty White suck “a hot ck” for her 99th birthday. The actor gave America’s eternal treasure the insanely raunchy shoutout on Sunday.
Reynolds, 44, shared a ticklish – albeit tacky – throwback video of him fake-feuding with his “The Proposal” granny behind the scenes of the 2009 rom-com – which also starred Sandra Bullock, 56.
The Golden Globe nominee considers White a “swirling demon” in their fake beef bit and blows off the beloved “The Golden Girls” icon for secretly subjecting him to ferocious atrocities while imparting motherly affection to Bullock and the other cast members.
What is Betty doing here? She has a problem with me, ”an exasperated Reynolds tells Bullock.
The megastar “Miss Congeniality” immediately defends the beloved comedienne, insisting, “What’s your problem with Betty? She’s like the nicest person on the planet.”
Behind Bullock’s back, White then eerily addresses Reynolds as ‘Bryan’ and demands that he deliver her a cup of coffee.
Reynolds – who plays the long-suffering assistant to a tyrannical Bullock in the film – reminds White that his name is Ryan, and calmly confronts her about the fact that he treats him like a real subordinate during their months-long tenure as co-stars.
“You’ve been a terrible assistant all that time,” says White, interrupting Reynolds’ pleas for politeness.
“If Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a cup of coffee! You crackling jacka…, ”she spits.
With his blood completely percolated, Reynolds then barks, “You look like a cute, sweet old lady on the outside, but on the inside you’re like a seething demon. Do you hear me? ”
“Why don’t you suck hot cock?” He adds shockingly, just before realizing his red-hot rant was causing a breathtaking spectacle on set. “That’s right everyone, I told Betty White to start sucking a hot cock!”
White immediately reprises her matronly masquerade in front of the crowd of baffled cast and crew members. The seasoned actress appears distressed and runs to Bullock’s waiting arms for comfort, discreetly giving Reynolds the middle finger.
Reynolds captioned the hysterical birthday post: “We made this movie 12 years ago. Betty turns 99 today. But she’s 100 [percent] the funniest person in the world. “
Prior to her milestone birthday, White attributed her long life to laughter. “Don’t take yourself too seriously,” advised the Emmy Award winner in a recent interview.
“Just look on the bright side and don’t dwell on the downside,” she said. “Takes up too much energy as a negative. I also have a good broker who keeps me busy all the time. “
In honor of earning 99 candles on her cake, White took to Instagram to announce the re-release of her ‘long lost’ animal friendly talk show series from 1971, The Pet Set.
“Would you believe it ?! It’s my 99th birthday, which means I can stay up as late as I want without asking, ”she wrote. “I am also very happy to be able to tell you about the re-release of my long-lost series after fifty years! I am just so proud of the ‘Pet Set’. “
A bastion of positivity, White concluded her effervescent birthday speech with the words, “I hope everyone is well and stays safe. We’ll get through this. “