To get in the mood, celebrate National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day with this festive poem.
Tasty sweaters galore! It’s the holidays!
Please don’t ask why. Nobody really knows the reason.
It may be that the timing is just right.
There may be a Zoom party tonight.
Seems like the most likely reason of all,
Maybe the big smile they bring to all of us.
Make it festive or funny or snitchy or sweet.
There could be a match and someone to beat.
They are covered with glitter, sequins and bells.
It must be extra to sell.
Make it tacky and crazy to bring Christmas cheer.
Find one with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Whatever you do, just don’t be a Grinch.
Just make one at home when you’re in trouble.
Grab the glitter! Get the ribbons and bows!
A series of Christmas lights make it glow.
The Whos in Whoville will be very proud.
Your boring old sweater is now ugly and noisy.
When the day comes to an end, put it away safely.
You will have to wear it again next year anyway.