After cheerfully applauding President Donald Trump’s second impeachment Wednesday night, Jimmy Kimmel had more good news to celebrate on Thursday.
Not only has Trump begun to leave the White House, but the president’s vote has been described as “gruff” and “vengeful,” and he “even lashes out at his No. 1 dirty-doer Rudy Giuliani.” The host referred to a new report from the Washington Post that Trump has ordered aides not to pay Giuliani for his failed legal efforts to reverse the election results.
“Working for Trump and expecting to be paid is like expecting dinner with Chris Christie and a dog bag,” Kimmel joked. After noting that Giuliani’s rate is reportedly $ 20,000 a day, he added, “Money well spent.”
“He could have hired Gary Busey for a hundred dollars to do the same,” he added. “That’s a lot for an incompetent lawyer.” And then, “I wonder who leaked this story … Maybe it was Giuliani’s head!”
Perhaps expecting he won’t have the opportunity to joke at Giuliani’s expense anytime soon, Kimmel decided to put everything on the table.
Rudy Giuliani traveled the world, he said. He went from the US mayor to the parking lot of a dildo shop to dig up dirt for Trump. The only dirt he could find was coming out of his hair, but what is his trouble getting? Not paid for the work he did. “
And Giuliani isn’t the only member of Trump’s inner circle to have been ceremonially thrown under the bus. “Mike Pence had to bend over and stuff his ‘evangelical Christian values’ into the hole God is trying to forget,” said Kimmel. Last week, his boss called him the ‘p-word’ and sent a crowd of lunatics to kill him.
“And then there’s Michael Cohen who took out a mortgage on his house to pay off Donald Trump’s mistress,” he continued. ‘What did he get? He’s in prison. Watch out Eric and Junior, you two are next! “
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