Stabler is stacked, baby.
Just days after Christopher Meloni’s 60th birthday, the Law & Order star’s sweet cake is being celebrated all over social media.
Without the help of Photoshop or asset-enhancing Amazon leggings, Meloni’s magnificent gluteus maximus goes viral on Twitter, thanks to a photo he took while filming “Law & Order: Organized Crime” in Brooklyn on Wednesday.
Meloni and his famous moneylender made their long-awaited return to the “Law & Order” franchise last week after a decade-long hiatus.
And fanny fans are seriously crawling over that full tail feather.
“I do not know [whose] it’s just a birthday [Meloni] serves cake for dinner, ”an outdoor fanatic tweeted
How does Meloni deal with all that Heinie heat?
Well, it’s safe to say that the apple-bottomed actor – best known for defeating the role of Detective Elliot Stabler for 12 seasons in “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” – is slaphappy about the applause his butt gets.
He’s had the business side of patootie praise before.
Meloni’s cheeks turned flushed as he read aloud the thirsty tweets fans shared about his “fat” derriere in 2019.
“I would cut off my arm to touch Christopher Meloni’s ass. It’s so serious, ‘he quoted from an admirer’s Twitter post.
“Christopher Meloni is what I imagine when I say I want one [thick] Daddy, ”he read, quoting another additional commentator.
He chuckled when he came across a tweet that said, “When I’m sad, I’ll just google Christopher Meloni’s ass until I’m no longer sad.”
His reprized Detective Stabler at the series premiere of “Law & Order: Organized Crime” last Thursday beckoned a whopping 8 million viewers.
Meloni was amazed at his warm welcome to prime-time television.
“It was pretty overwhelming,” he told People of the positive response from fans.
‘I was not prepared. It’s overwhelming and it’s great and much appreciated. ”